Why Men Are Better Than Boys

1. They don’t call you m’am.
2. They know booty doesn’t grow on trees.
3. If you throw them a piece of ass, they will take it and be grateful.
4. They occasionally pay for at least their ½.
5. They don’t forget to text (they forget to call).
6. They don’t ignore you on myspace because they don’t even know what that is.
7. They don’t think they are going to be the next big thing; they know they’re not.
8. They newness of alcohol has worn off.
9. They don’t hate on old chicks.
10. They don’t know how to text, but they know how to put out.