Saturday, March 15, 2008

Potluck O' The Week

The actress who played Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island just got busted for possession of marijuana. She is 69 years old. I guess that solves the old "Ginger vs. Mary Ann" debate. Mary Ann has weed. Gilligan got busted for pot, too. I'm starting the think that island wasn't half bad. I bet the Professor made a hell of a coconut bong.

The other day this woman I know came up to me and said, "My friend Becky said she saw you buying pot at the pot clinic." Really? Becky told you that, did she? Did she tell you my age and my weight, too? What the fuck happened to anonymous? I guess that's only if you're sober. There is no pothead anonymous. Well, Becky, it might be legal, but pot etiquette still applies!

I was looking through a Playboy, and I don't understand why women don't have pubic hair anymore. When we were kids, we wanted to get pubes. Now little girls are like, "I can't wait till I grow up and get pubic hair so I can shave it off."

I was raped when I was 12 years old, or as we call it in GA, headstart.

The new governor of New York is blind. I heard them ask on the news "how will he be able to handle the subtle nuances of politics?" Um, I think he can handle it. If George Bush can pull it off, believe me Helen Keller could get it done.

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