Rap

I am a writer and a poet and I love hip hop. So, of course I have tried my hand at writing a rap just for fun and to see if I could do it. I wrote this rap years ago, and if I don’t post it here it will never see the light of day, so here goes. I actually kinda like it.


I did the 9 to 5 every day, don’t ya know
I had more problems on the job than my man Serpico
I said, “Hey hey hey, yo I can’t stay!”
To the pink Cadillac that I got from Mary Kay

I put the stick in D and I drove out the lot
Did I get another job? No, I think not!
Got rhymes in my head
Get me juiced, got my psyched
So I had to step up and take hold the mic

I ain’t ya everyday chick
I ain’t the girl next door
I ain’t trying to be a man
Yo I’m all woman hear me roar

A real live lady
Got style got class
But if ya try to cop a feel
I’m gonna knock you on your ass

I’m a riot girrl
We don’t play that shit
You’re coming off like Ozzy
I ain’t Harriet

I’m a strong woman
As Luscious Jackson said
It takes a strong man
To sleep in my bed

I don’t take no shit like Tura Satana
Faster Pussycat! Kill Bananarama
I’m a Switchblade Sister
And I hit like a hammer

So don’t try to talk shit and try to play me all the while
Cause this ain’t going down like Love American Style
The scene is getting tense
So don’t touch that dial

Same bat time, same bad lines
You’re full of shit like all the other guys
You live you life like it was Lord of the Flies
I’m sick of your lies

I’m your friend and your equal
Your partner and your lover
What I won’t be is your maid
I’m a Goddess not your mother!